kramergate:

my life has gotten exponentially better since I abandoned the “I was once a kid in AP programs and now I’m a subpar to average adult like the rest of the rabble, boohoo, woe is me” mindset and wholeheartedly adopted the fact that I’m a big loud dumbass and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem

communismkills-says:

femaleprolifeconservative:

The whites did everything. Everything bad was caused by the whites. All whitey’s fault. No other race did nothing bad. The Mayans didn’t cut out people’s hearts, nope that was white people. No it wasn’t Africans who sold their own people into slavery, it was white people. Only white people owned slaves, white people where never slaves. No none white people ever had empires or conquest. Nope. Everything was invented by non whites. White people just took credit. Oh those millions of people only died because it wasn’t real communism.

communismkills-says:

communismkills:

I live in a neighborhood where everything is named after Robert E. Lee. How long until the names are forced to be changed? How long until the Civil War is erased from the history books entirely because it might be “triggering”?

zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

nugret:

phandomalpaca-lover3729:

blue-glissando:

mesaymeep:

crime-she-typed:

xoverlyxclusivex:

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

trebled-negrita-princess:

onlyblackgirl:

kaiiwooo:

badgyal-k:

the-epitome-of-sophistication:

allmenarerapists:

suicunesrider:

lotionaddict:

luckyitems:

rustydanger:

jennytrout:

autisticnarset:

lardybarbie:

proletarianprincess:

liamdryden:

fizzylimon:

imericschneider:

kyliesparks27:

pikatru:

trashrabbits:

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter
Tryge (pronounced Trig)
Loots
Pocket
Aughyst (pronounced August)
Taileigh
Lotiss
Leviathin (yes spelled like that)
Bacchus
Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

This shit is hilarious

@kaiiwooo

I can’t

47 month old.

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

47 month old.

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

47 month old

47 month old